Ofu and Agbenu crack our ribs over Christmas songs: Eartha Kitt’s “Santa Baby” and Jackson 5’s “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”
First Santa Baby comes on air and Ofu goes: “Mom, is Santa a baby or Santa Claus?”
Mom: “Santa Claus. Why do you ask?”
Ofu: “Because they are saying Santa Baby in the song.”
Mom: “It’s just a fancy way of saying Santa is nice and sweet.”
Ofu: “Oh!”
Then stanza “Santa Honey…” begins
Ofu: “Noooo, not Santa Honey!!!!”
Before his protest ended, stanza “Santa Cutie…” shoots in…
Ofu: “Nooo, not Santa Cutie!!! Santa is not cute, he is Santa Claus!!!!”
He just didn’t understand why the rest of the family were so tickled and cracking our ribs. 😂 😂 😂
Next was Jackson 5’s “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”
Mom: “Ofu, how would you feel if I kissed Santa Claus?”
Ofu: “I will be happy, because of my Christmas gifts but I will tell daddy.”
Agbenu: “Although I will be happy that Santa Claus is bringing us gifts, I will also be sad because daddy will be upset. Daddy is such a good man, and you will be breaking one of the ten commandments. I can’t really remember what it says…”
Mom: “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
Agbenu: “Yes!”
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Mom: “Ofu and mama, I’m so glad that you know what is right and what is wrong. I just asked to see ok? I will never kiss Santa Claus or anybody else. (Group Hug). I love you”
Agbenu: “I love you too, mom.”
Ofu: “I love you too, mom.”
Me: “I’m proud of you two for your good choices.” (Group Hug)
What else can I say? Deposited good values are beginning to spring up!
– 12/18/17