First Santa Baby comes on air and Ofu goes: “Mom, is Santa a baby or Santa Claus?”

Mom: “Santa Claus. Why do you ask?”

Ofu: “Because they are saying Santa Baby in the song.”

Mom: “It’s just a fancy way of saying Santa is nice and sweet.”

Ofu: “Oh!”

Then stanza “Santa Honey…” begins

Ofu: “Noooo, not Santa Honey!!!!”

Before his protest ended, stanza “Santa Cutie…” shoots in…

Ofu: “Nooo, not Santa Cutie!!! Santa is not cute, he is Santa Claus!!!!”

He just didn’t understand why the rest of the family were so tickled and cracking our ribs. 😂 😂 😂

Next was Jackson 5’s “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”

Mom: “Ofu, how would you feel if I kissed Santa Claus?”

Ofu: “I will be happy, because of my Christmas gifts but I will tell daddy.”

Agbenu: “Although I will be happy that Santa Claus is bringing us gifts, I will also be sad because daddy will be upset. Daddy is such a good man, and you will be breaking one of the ten commandments. I can’t really remember what it says…”

Mom: “Thou shall not commit adultery.”

Agbenu: “Yes!”

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Mom: “Ofu and mama, I’m so glad that you know what is right and what is wrong. I just asked to see ok? I will never kiss Santa Claus or anybody else. (Group Hug). I love you”

Agbenu: “I love you too, mom.”

Ofu: “I love you too, mom.”

Me: “I’m proud of you two for your good choices.” (Group Hug)

What else can I say? Deposited good values are beginning to spring up!

– 12/18/17