Dad My Butt Is Itchy!
Ofu rushes in from the backyard and said: “dad, my butt is itchy.” Me: “Come on, let’s check it out.” (With dramatic urgency, I led him to my bathroom). Ok, let’s see what’s going on.” Before, a blink of an eye he took off his pants and underwear, flipped over, and positioned himself for assessment. It was so cute 😁 😁 😁. Me: “Where is it?” Ofu: “Right there.” (Points to the left “cheek” but didn’t touch it). Me: “I…